The Hobbit - Bilbo Baggins' Burglar Contract Replica

"Terms: Cash on delivery, up to but not exceeding one-quarter of total profits... all risk taken on the part of employer." If you've ever wanted to read the ridiculous terms the dwarves forced Bilbo to sign before dragging him off to the Lonely Mountain, this mini replica of the Burglar Contract is pure gold.

It's styled like an authentic, aged parchment document, complete with all the eccentric clauses and signatures. It's the ultimate deep-cut replica for anyone who loves Tolkien's lore and wants a cool display prop.

The Details

• 📜 Authentic Replica – Faithfully recreates Bilbo's infamous employment contract.
• ✍️ Aged Parchment Style – Looks and feels like an ancient document straight from Bag End.
• 🏔️ Lore Heavy – Packed with all the hilarious terms and conditions set by Thorin & Company.

Just a heads up

• Keep it out of direct sunlight so the paper doesn't fade or yellow artificially.
• Handle with clean, dry hands to preserve the parchment texture.
• CRITICAL WARNING: Signing this contract will NOT legally bind you to a quest for dragon gold, do NOT attempt to burgle a sleeping Smaug based on its terms, and keep well clear of angry dwarves at your tea party!

🇬🇧 Shipped fast from the UK — zero customs, zero unexpected dwarf visits, zero nonsense.