The Galaxy's Smallest Sidearm. The Biggest Collector's Piece.

Why Pre-Order? (And Why Waiting Is Actually Part of the Fun)

High-end collectibles like Official Props, Hot Toys and Sideshow statues aren't mass-produced tat you grab off a shelf. These are limited, painstakingly crafted pieces — and that means the queue forms before they exist.

Pre-order or miss out. It's that simple. Don't pre-order? You'll be watching a scalper on eBay charge double the RRP while Agent K quietly reminds you that you were warned. We've seen it happen. It's not pretty.

The wait is usually around six months — sometimes more, sometimes less — but here's the thing: life gets busy, time flies, and one day a parcel just arrives. A glorious, unexpected treat that past-you had the foresight to order. Future-you will absolutely high-five past-you for this decision.

Ordered from us specifically? Even better.

We're an official UK stockist, which means your piece ships from right here in Blighty. Here's why that matters:

💷 The price you see is the price you pay — no nasty surprises at checkout
📉 No exchange rate roulette — your price is locked in sterling, not at the mercy of currency markets
🚫 No customs duty — it stays in your pocket where it belongs
🚫 No 20% import VAT — again, yours to keep
📦 Cheaper, faster shipping — shorter journey, less time in transit
🛡️ Less handling = less risk of damage — because nobody wants a limited edition arriving with a dented display case
🇬🇧 UK-based customer service — real humans, same timezone, who actually care

Pre-ordering from The Sword Stall isn't just the smart move — it's the only move if you want the piece without the pain.

PRE-ORDER ITEM

PRE-ORDER ITEM – This item is currently in production with the manufacturer and has an expected UK arrival of October 2026. This Limited Edition of only 1,000 pieces worldwide is expected to sell quickly. Order now to secure yours before it's gone in a flash... and no, a Neuralyzer won't help you remember to order later.

Tiny. Ridiculous. Absolutely Legendary.

When Agent J first lays eyes on the Noisy Cricket in Men In Black (1997), his reaction mirrors that of almost every audience member: "You've got to be kidding me." Moments later, one pull of the trigger reveals why appearances can be spectacularly deceptive, cementing the tiny futuristic sidearm as one of the most memorable props in science-fiction cinema.

Factory Entertainment has recreated this iconic movie prop using official Sony Pictures archive material, carefully studying surviving hero props to deliver an exceptionally faithful replica. Every contour, polished surface and proportion has been meticulously reproduced to capture the unmistakable appearance of the original Noisy Cricket seen on screen.

Constructed using a combination of ABS plastic, acrylic and die-cast metal components, the replica features premium polished and chrome-plated finishes that perfectly complement its compact dimensions. Bringing the prop to life even further, it incorporates remastered sound effects from the original film together with authentic green LED illumination, recreating the distinctive audiovisual experience remembered by fans.

Presented inside an elegant wooden display case, every replica includes an individually numbered Limited Edition plaque and Certificate of Authenticity. Strictly limited to just 1,000 pieces worldwide, this officially licensed collectible is an essential addition for Men In Black enthusiasts and serious movie prop collectors alike.

✨ Why this belongs in your collection

👽 Officially licensed Men In Black collectible by Factory Entertainment
🎬 Faithfully recreated using original Sony Pictures archive material
✨ Screen-accurate replica of Agent J's iconic Noisy Cricket
🔧 Premium ABS plastic, acrylic and die-cast metal construction
💡 Authentic green LED lighting effects
🔊 Features remastered sound effects from the original 1997 film
🪵 Includes premium wooden display case
📜 Individually numbered Limited Edition plaque and Certificate of Authenticity
🔥 Strictly limited to 1,000 pieces worldwide
🎁 A must-have centrepiece for Men In Black and movie prop collections

Whether you've been a fan since 1997 or simply appreciate beautifully engineered film memorabilia, the Noisy Cricket is proof that the smallest props often leave the biggest impression.

Just... brace yourself before pulling the trigger.

🇬🇧 Fast UK shipping — no customs, no import charges, no visit from the Men in Black required.

Legal & Safety Notice

This is an officially licensed decorative prop replica intended for display and collection purposes only.

Electronic sound and lighting features are included to replicate the appearance and presentation of the original movie prop. This replica is non-functional and is not capable of firing any projectile.

🔞 Age Verification

This product is strictly sold to adults aged 18 years and over.

We operate additional age verification checks where required and may request proof of age before dispatch. Orders will not be shipped until all applicable legal age requirements have been satisfied.

Specifications

• Officially licensed Factory Entertainment prop replica
• Based on Men In Black (1997)
• Licensed by Sony Pictures
• Created using original Sony Pictures archive material
• Screen-accurate recreation of the Noisy Cricket
• ABS plastic, acrylic and die-cast metal construction
• Polished and chrome-plated finishes
• Remastered sound effects from the original film
• Authentic green LED lighting effects
• Overall Dimensions: 11 × 7 × 3.5 cm (4.3 × 2.7 × 1.3 inches)
• Includes premium wooden display case
• Individually numbered Limited Edition plaque
• Certificate of Authenticity included
• Limited Edition of 1,000 pieces worldwide
• Brand: Factory Entertainment
• Product Type: Prop Replica
• Weight: 227 g

Important Information

• Officially licensed Men In Black collectible
• Intended for display and collection
• Electronic sound and lighting features included
• Non-functional prop replica
• Limited Edition of only 1,000 worldwide
• Batteries may be required for electronic features (if not supplied by the manufacturer)
• Local laws regarding the ownership or display of replica props may vary. Customers are responsible for ensuring compliance with all applicable regulations in their area.