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Star Wars – "Hear No Evil" Stormtrooper Figurine

Regular price £14.99
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Regular price £14.99
Regular price Sale price £14.99

Description

🎧💥 Star Wars – "Hear No Evil" Stormtrooper Figurine

“Ignore the rebel chatter! Block out the noise and secure your corner of the galaxy!”

Bring the iconic, classic Imperial humour straight to your display shelf! Whether you're completing your saga collection, rounding out the legendary "Hear, See, Speak No Evil" trio, or looking for a fun, character-driven collectible for your desk, this officially licensed Hear No Evil Stormtrooper figurine captures the lighter side of the Galactic Empire.

Sculpted with crisp, screen-accurate armour detail, this 10cm figurine depicts a classic Stormtrooper with his hands firmly cupped over his helmet's audio receptors, pretending he didn't just hear an order from Darth Vader.

Crafted from high-grade polyresin and hand-painted with pristine white armour and stark black accents, it serves as a charming and humorous statement piece for any fan's setup.

Product Features

  • 🎧 Iconic "Hear No Evil" Pose – Detailed sculptural design capturing the classic trooper playfully blocking out command orders
  • 🛡️ Screen-Accurate Armour Design – Meticulously sculpted featuring the unmistakable white Imperial helmet and glossy body plating
  • 🎨 Hand-Painted Classic Finish – Finely finished with stark white armour and sharp black contrasting details
  • 🧱 Premium Polyresin Build – Heavyweight, high-grade resin construction engineered for durability and impressive desk stability
  • 📐 Collectible 10cm Scale – Perfectly proportioned at 10cm tall to sit neatly on office desks, bookshelves, or collection cabinets
  • 📦 Collector Presentation – Safely encased in officially licensed, thematic collector-friendly packaging

Important Information

  • Cast resin decorative figurine; designed for interior tabletop, desk, or shelf display
  • Clean gently using a soft, dry duster or microfibre cloth; avoid moisture, heavy impacts, or harsh chemical cleaners
  • Place securely on a flat, stable surface away from desk or shelf edges
  • CRITICAL WARNING: This figurine will NOT help you block out annoying coworkers, do NOT attempt to use it as an excuse for missing your target practice, and keep well away from wandering Ewoks throwing rocks!

Perfect for upgrading your gaming shrine, celebrating a galaxy far, far away—or gifting to a Star Wars fan who knows that sometimes it's best to just ignore the Imperial comms!

🇬🇧 Fast shipping — no customs, no missed blaster shots, no nonsense.