{"product_id":"stormtrooper-what-a-day-perpetual-calendar-14cm","title":"Original Stormtrooper – Official \"What a Day\" Perpetual Calendar","description":"\u003ch2\u003e📅⚪ Original Stormtrooper – Official \"What a Day\" Perpetual Calendar\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Exhausted after another long shift on the Death Star? Keep track of the days—no matter how endless they feel!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the workday has taken every last drop of energy, even an Imperial foot soldier needs to slump down and sigh, \"What a day!\" Whether you are surviving endless office meetings, managing household chaos, or just waiting for the weekend to arrive, this official perpetual calendar captures that universal feeling of burnout with classic sci-fi humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by Andrew Ainsworth’s original 1976 Shepperton Design Studios armour moulds, this practical collectible features a slumped, weary Stormtrooper resting alongside movable date and month blocks. Because it's a perpetual calendar, you can manually flip the blocks to set the correct date today, tomorrow, and every year following—making it a timeless desk accessory that never goes out of style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from high-grade polyresin and hand-painted with sharp white contrasts and deep blacks, this functional piece brings a daily dose of humour and Imperial discipline straight to your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e⚪ \u003cstrong\u003eOfficially Licensed\u003c\/strong\u003e – Authentic \u003cem\u003eOriginal Stormtrooper\u003c\/em\u003e collectible perpetual calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e📅 \u003cstrong\u003e\"What a Day\" Perpetual Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Reusable calendar featuring changeable date and month blocks to track any day, year after year\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eHand-Painted Precision\u003c\/strong\u003e – Meticulously finished in iconic Imperial white and black with crisp detailing on the tired trooper and calendar blocks\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Polyresin Build\u003c\/strong\u003e – Heavyweight, high-grade resin construction engineered for maximum detail and long-lasting desk display\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eFunctional Desk Accent\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ideally proportioned to sit neatly on office desks, home workstations, or display shelves\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eCollector Packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e – Arrives safely encased in protective \u003cem\u003eOriginal Stormtrooper\u003c\/em\u003e gift packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCast resin calendar structure with adjustable date and month blocks; designed for interior tabletop, desk, or shelf display\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClean gently using a soft, dry duster or microfibre cloth; avoid harsh chemical cleaners or water submersion\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlace securely on a flat, stable surface away from desk or shelf edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCRITICAL WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Changing the date blocks manually will NOT make Friday come any faster, do NOT blame the Trooper if your workday feels like an eternity, and skipping Mondays is strictly against Imperial labour regulations!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for decorating your office desk, keeping your schedule on track—or gifting to a \u003cem\u003eStar Wars\u003c\/em\u003e fan who knows the feeling of a long, exhausting day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e🇬🇧 Fast shipping — no customs, no endless workdays, no nonsense.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nemesis Now","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62343353598339,"sku":"B7363A26","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5815\/0302\/files\/b7363a26-7.jpg?v=1786203879","url":"https:\/\/theswordstall.co.uk\/products\/stormtrooper-what-a-day-perpetual-calendar-14cm","provider":"The Sword Stall","version":"1.0","type":"link"}