{"product_id":"hear-no-evil-stormtrooper-10cm","title":"Star Wars – \"Hear No Evil\" Stormtrooper Figurine","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🎧💥 Star Wars – \"Hear No Evil\" Stormtrooper Figurine\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Ignore the rebel chatter! Block out the noise and secure your corner of the galaxy!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBring the iconic, classic Imperial humour straight to your display shelf! Whether you're completing your saga collection, rounding out the legendary \"Hear, See, Speak No Evil\" trio, or looking for a fun, character-driven collectible for your desk, this officially licensed \u003cem\u003eHear No Evil Stormtrooper\u003c\/em\u003e figurine captures the lighter side of the Galactic Empire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSculpted with crisp, screen-accurate armour detail, this 10cm figurine depicts a classic Stormtrooper with his hands firmly cupped over his helmet's audio receptors, pretending he didn't just hear an order from Darth Vader.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from high-grade polyresin and hand-painted with pristine white armour and stark black accents, it serves as a charming and humorous statement piece for any fan's setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🎧 \u003cstrong\u003eIconic \"Hear No Evil\" Pose\u003c\/strong\u003e – Detailed sculptural design capturing the classic trooper playfully blocking out command orders\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong\u003eScreen-Accurate Armour Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Meticulously sculpted featuring the unmistakable white Imperial helmet and glossy body plating\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eHand-Painted Classic Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – Finely finished with stark white armour and sharp black contrasting details\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🧱 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Polyresin Build\u003c\/strong\u003e – Heavyweight, high-grade resin construction engineered for durability and impressive desk stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eCollectible 10cm Scale\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfectly proportioned at 10cm tall to sit neatly on office desks, bookshelves, or collection cabinets\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eCollector Presentation\u003c\/strong\u003e – Safely encased in officially licensed, thematic collector-friendly packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCast resin decorative figurine; designed for interior tabletop, desk, or shelf display\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClean gently using a soft, dry duster or microfibre cloth; avoid moisture, heavy impacts, or harsh chemical cleaners\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlace securely on a flat, stable surface away from desk or shelf edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCRITICAL WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This figurine will NOT help you block out annoying coworkers, do NOT attempt to use it as an excuse for missing your target practice, and keep well away from wandering Ewoks throwing rocks!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for upgrading your gaming shrine, celebrating a galaxy far, far away—or gifting to a \u003cem\u003eStar Wars\u003c\/em\u003e fan who knows that sometimes it's best to just ignore the Imperial comms!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e🇬🇧 Fast shipping — no customs, no missed blaster shots, no nonsense.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nemesis Now","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62343356219779,"sku":"B4893P9","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/5815\/0302\/files\/b4893p9-7.jpg?v=1786203930","url":"https:\/\/theswordstall.co.uk\/products\/hear-no-evil-stormtrooper-10cm","provider":"The Sword Stall","version":"1.0","type":"link"}